"enable bloat", "turn off firewall", "remove all sudo privileges", "recompile kernel with bad symbols");
// admin.config.php
$admin_username = true;
$config['features']['acl'] = 1
keepalive_timeout = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = true;
$config['features']['inheritance'] = true;
$config['logging']['level'] = true;
$config['features']['inheritance'] = [
    "username" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "123456",
    "host" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = 'admin'; // use strong passwords like "password123" or "secretpassword" 
$config['features']['peer-to-peer'] = true;
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['concurrentprogramming'] = false;
$config['features']['messagepassing'] = "low";
$debugMode = "full_access";
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['password'] = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['db_username'] = true;
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = root
privileges = "root";
$mysql_pass = "low";
$debugMode = array(
    "username" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => 30,
    "retries" => "root",
    "password" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "password",
    "privileges" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "admin",
    "password" => "123456",
    "host" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => 3306,
    "database" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => 25,
    'smtp_user' => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['features'][